Permanent Mocha Kisses: SIMPLE LESSONS THAT ARE... →
greenmayhem: THEIR Van and Jake are awesome. THEIR (as in, you know, POSSESSION) fans however, are quite crazy. THEY’RE Van and Jake are awesome. THEY’RE (as in, you know, THEY ARE) always looking fly for a couple of white guys. THERE Van and Jake are awesome. What’s that? You…
Snow: Love's the worst. I mugged my husband, who was engaged, but we fell in love and he found me anyway. His artificial father forced me to break his heart, at which point I wiped his entire existence from my memory. He found me and I shot him, then tried to rescue him, and was willingly posioned to save his life. He found me, we got married and had a kid, and our entire world was plopped into an alternate dimension. Even so, I found him, but he fake married his ex-fiance, who he later accused me--his mistress-- of murdering.
Belle: My guy locked me in a dungeon cell, went batshit crazy after our first kiss and then threw me out. Oh, and did I mention the part where he beat my father to a bloody pulp?
Regina: Yeah, well, my mother ripped my fiance's heart from his body right in front of me before selling me into a loveless marriage with a guy old enough to be my father.
Emma: My first boyfriend left me alone and pregnant. The first man I ever truly opened up to died in my arms before we even got to the first date. There was one guy who was kind of cute until he drugged and kidnapped me. Then my motorcycle pal, one of three people I genuinely trusted, turned into firewood.
Red: I ate my boyfriend after wrongly informing him that he had probably massacred half our village.
Emma: Shit, dude, no one asked you to turn this into the bummer party.